just wondering:

How does a woman decide to dress in black, sparkly, skin-tight, plastic pants and shoes like these to go shopping at Target with three kids under the age of 5? And are they her own kids? And do they notice that she looks ridiculous? Are they developmentally capable of being embarrassed? I wondered these things in the checkout line.

I would have tried snapping a sneaky picture, but our camera fell from a great height last week and has now decided to only take pictures like this:















So, unfortunately, you will never know what she looked like. And I will be left to wonder how she got into those pants.

6 comments:

Crystal said...

Mothers of three are always trying to find ways to make their life more complicated and exciting!

Deja said...

Oh no about the camera!

Oh my about the pants!

janel said...

Was it me??? I always feel like the mom with the three kids that's out of control. But no way would I ever wear those boots. So I guess that answers my own question.

eden said...

wow.

that's all.

Mike and Lauren said...

hahahaha I am laughing out loud and Jack is waking up. I don't know why this struck me so funny, but I'm in one of those can't-stop-giggling modes. Thanks for this. I love you guys

faith said...

oh, goodness. it probably shouldn't, but it makes me sad for her children. especially if she has daughters.