We don't know who programmed the predictive text on Christopher's phone, but we're grateful to them; new words crop up in our vocabulary every time he sends a text message. If you try to spell hurray, it comes out huspah. And freaking becomes freakhog. Apparently, Huspah is a Baptist church in South Carolina. And you can find freakhog in the Urban Dictionary online. I can't wait to see what's next.